Giant Python

So the little girl who sits next to me sent me this link today

New threat to our way of life: giant pythons

To sum up the article in the San Francisco Chronicle, giant pythons released into the wild by irresponsible pet owners in FL is sloooowly making it's way to the Bay Area.

Solution proposed by me: How do we drive a species into extinction? You commercialize it! Anything that can make a profit, you bet we (humans) will hunt it to extinction. So let's promote snake skin shoes, snake skin purses, and better yet, whole snake feast!!

Little girl next to me, who is ABC (American born Chinese) thought I was kidding. Nope! Dead serious. Us Asians are known to eat about anything (carbon based life forms) that moves.

Oh, biologists also quoted pike being a problem in US, gobbling up all the salmon. Same solution. We start eating pike. So they taste disgusting as filets? Mash them up and make into fish balls. The curry fish balls that I bought from Ranch 99 last night was pretty tasty... and God know what they used to make those...

Per my best friend's, and possibly my own reader's, request, I have removed the picture of the giant python. Those of you who are curious will just have to follow the link to check it out...